Everyone’s probably seen this original video by now, but have you seen this excellent rendition, featuring none other than the musical styling of Benny Hill?

I’ve been a frequent user of an online, user-created service called stumbleupon for a couple of years now.  It’s probably one of the ultimate time wasters, supplying me with link after link, however the one topic I have always found there to be way too many of, was recipes.  Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE food, but if I see another recipe for the “BEST chocolate chip cookie EVAR!” I think I’ll lose my mind.

Thankfully, I’m here.  I have sorted through all of my favorites, of which there are hundreds upon hundreds and created a short of list of the most devilishly delicious treats.

• Taco Stuffed Shells
• Bacon Explosion
• (the similar) Bacon Weave
• Watermelon Keg
• Mandarin Buffet… at home!
• Grilled Chicken Tenderloins
• Yet ANOTHER Bacon recipe….
• Yeah….. The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt
• Mmmmmmm SHF.  (i.e. So Horribly Fluffy S’More Cupcakes)
• Homemade poptarts
• Asparagus & Garlic Pasta (Why is asparagus so good?)
• Cake in 5 minutes….. in a cup!
• Honorable mention : Pimp That Snack (You owe yourself to try at least one recipe from this site)

I wasn’t really sure what to think when I saw this.  I mean, sure, a chicken in a can, why the hell not?  I couldn’t possibly be expected to have enough time to cook a chicken, or god forbid buy a precooked one from the local grocery store.

This product honestly beats out Cheeseburger In A Can for most blatant exploitation of the human’s ‘desire’ to put vile, grotesque slime covered objects into their gobs.  At least cheeseburger in a can resembled what it advertised…. even if you did have to boil it.  *shudder*.

Humans really will eat anything, if only for a dare.  I for one award the individuals who do so, however please, under no circumstances, lose grip with reality and allow these products to enter your weekly, or god forbid, daily meal plans.

EDIT : Even MORE pics of the sweet, delicious chicken.

I believe I have found the greatest website ever.  Not only are my eyes on fire, but I think I heard waterboarding has received a new replacement for creepiest form of torture. 

This site makes me want to cry and scream at the same time, while inducing some of the most terrifying images that I can only see when I close my eyes.

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