Before you say, what the hell kind of crap is this, I came here for movie reviews… listen to me carefully. I’m addicted to food. Perhaps to the point where I have an untreatable mental issue. So when I stepped foot in this supermarket, my jaw dropped… I drooled a little, then I walked around like the whitest person this side of Markham, oogling and gawking at every bizarre item on display.

During my adventure through this wonderland of chicken feet, dried squid, and 813 varieties of Pocky, I came to the realization that North Americans know nothing about cuisine. Not in the local sense at least. We have French restaurants, Italian restaurants, Japanese restaurants… the list goes on. When have you seen a sign for ‘Canadian cuisine’ (and I have) and said “Hmm… sounds delicious!”? I sure haven’t.  But I digress!

The supermarket in question, is called T&T Supermarket, and apparently I’m the only one out of my circle of friends who had never heard of it. I will from now on refer to it as Shangri-la.

My voyage throughout its many aisles, with their many, MANY odours, was somewhat hindered by the fact that… well…. I was very hungover. The myriad pungent aromas penetrated my nostrils with the force of a thousand skunks. Not to say, after the nausea subsided, I rather enjoyed some of the bouquets of freshly baked pork buns…. Oh… the pork buns.

Whatever they were, they were the greatest pork dumpling/bun/things I’ve ever eaten in my life. I destroyed a pair of them like they were going out of style, and I’d do it again. Speaking of which, are they open?  BRB!

I’ve been a frequent user of an online, user-created service called stumbleupon for a couple of years now.  It’s probably one of the ultimate time wasters, supplying me with link after link, however the one topic I have always found there to be way too many of, was recipes.  Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE food, but if I see another recipe for the “BEST chocolate chip cookie EVAR!” I think I’ll lose my mind.

Thankfully, I’m here.  I have sorted through all of my favorites, of which there are hundreds upon hundreds and created a short of list of the most devilishly delicious treats.

• Taco Stuffed Shells
• Bacon Explosion
• (the similar) Bacon Weave
• Watermelon Keg
• Mandarin Buffet… at home!
• Grilled Chicken Tenderloins
• Yet ANOTHER Bacon recipe….
• Yeah….. The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt
• Mmmmmmm SHF.  (i.e. So Horribly Fluffy S’More Cupcakes)
• Homemade poptarts
• Asparagus & Garlic Pasta (Why is asparagus so good?)
• Cake in 5 minutes….. in a cup!
• Honorable mention : Pimp That Snack (You owe yourself to try at least one recipe from this site)