I wasn’t really sure what to think when I saw this.  I mean, sure, a chicken in a can, why the hell not?  I couldn’t possibly be expected to have enough time to cook a chicken, or god forbid buy a precooked one from the local grocery store.

This product honestly beats out Cheeseburger In A Can for most blatant exploitation of the human’s ‘desire’ to put vile, grotesque slime covered objects into their gobs.  At least cheeseburger in a can resembled what it advertised…. even if you did have to boil it.  *shudder*.

Humans really will eat anything, if only for a dare.  I for one award the individuals who do so, however please, under no circumstances, lose grip with reality and allow these products to enter your weekly, or god forbid, daily meal plans.

EDIT : Even MORE pics of the sweet, delicious chicken.

I believe I have found the greatest website ever.  Not only are my eyes on fire, but I think I heard waterboarding has received a new replacement for creepiest form of torture. 

This site makes me want to cry and scream at the same time, while inducing some of the most terrifying images that I can only see when I close my eyes.

This site courtesy of SEO Chat.

I AM working at a bingo hall tonight. Shut it.