A Guy In His Basement - Movie and Videogame News, Reviews and a little bit more... » cheeseburger http://www.aguyinhisbasement.com That would be me. Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:05:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 The most grotesque product you will see down Aisle 3 http://www.aguyinhisbasement.com/2009/04/the-most-grotesque-product-you-will-see-down-aisle-3/ http://www.aguyinhisbasement.com/2009/04/the-most-grotesque-product-you-will-see-down-aisle-3/#comments Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:13:32 +0000 Dan J. http://www.aguyinhisbasement.com/?p=68 This is the beginning of the end.I wasn’t really sure what to think when I saw this.  I mean, sure, a chicken in a can, why the hell not?  I couldn’t possibly be expected to have enough time to cook a chicken, or god forbid buy a precooked one from the local grocery store.

This product honestly beats out Cheeseburger In A Can for most blatant exploitation of the human’s ‘desire’ to put vile, grotesque slime covered objects into their gobs.  At least cheeseburger in a can resembled what it advertised…. even if you did have to boil it.  *shudder*.

Humans really will eat anything, if only for a dare.  I for one award the individuals who do so, however please, under no circumstances, lose grip with reality and allow these products to enter your weekly, or god forbid, daily meal plans.

EDIT : Even MORE pics of the sweet, delicious chicken.

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