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This is why your BMW costs way too much!
by Dan J. on Sep.03, 2009, under Cars
I found this video remarkable. It’s as if you’re looking through Arnie’s eyes from Terminator, only this time it’s to replace a starter motor. If this could be applied to something else, outside of the hum-drum world of auto-repair, say… in the military, the results would be mind boggling.
Hey, R&D doesn’t come cheap… so next time your $1000/month BMW payment comes up, remember that!
DVD REVIEW : My Bloody Valentine
by Dan J. on Aug.19, 2009, under Movies
Let me just begin by saying “No, I did not see this in 3D.” During its theatrical run (which lasted a pitiful 56 days), the film featured 3D visuals (with the purchase of 3D glasses of course) in an attempt to have the action ‘leap out’ at the audience and add to the scares. Whether or not this added anything to the film, I can’t say, however I’m quite certain it would have novelty, short lived or otherwise.
What I CAN say, is that this was a surprisingly well acted, well shot film, with an unfortunate plot. As the story goes… 10 years ago, a miner decided to go crazy and kill his co-workers while working deep in a mine. He was presumed dead, only to return a decade later to kill again. For what reason? I was never entirely sure, even though the film drags you back through the entire film putting together the pieces of the puzzle and showing why everything happened. Watching a horror film for the plot though is like eating taco bell because of the fibre. The gory death scenes are what shine here.
With the exception of the Final Destination films, the deaths in this film were some of the most creative I’ve ever seen. At one point (I’m not joking) you see a jaw FLY towards the screen as its pulled off the victim. This definitely isn’t for the squeamish, however Peter Jackson may get a kick out of it as Bad Taste and Dead Alive are two films that quickly come to mind regarding original death scenes.
The performances were surprisingly decent, especially with a relatively unknown cast working with such tongue-in-cheek material. The dialog helped to fill the gaps between the inevitable murders, of which there are plenty.
SYNOPSIS : If you are looking for a very basic horror film with some extra gruesome murder scenes and to have a laugh with your friends, give this a whirl. If you are looking for ANYTHING beyond that, don’t bother. The story is absurd and there will be the occasional groan as the plot holes start to show up.

MOVIE REVIEW : The Hurt Locker
by Dan J. on Aug.03, 2009, under Movies
After finally hitting wide release, this latest depiction of the Iraq “war” delivers one of the most exhilarating films of the year.
Led by an amazing performance by Jeremy Renner and sharp direction by Kathryn Bigelow, you aren’t so much shown a day in the life of a bomb defusal unit, as you are dragged through it whether you like it or not. Speaking of which, after briefly looking around the theater, I can’t remember the last time I saw so many people lurched forward, eyes locked on the images on the screen, literally sitting on the edge of their seats.
It’s difficult to pinpoint a plot to the film as it’s more of a visual diary, showcasing the emotions of soldiers on the front lines, as well as the inner demons that come with the jarring imagery and choices they make every day. Will (Brenner) is the new addition to a team and does things his way, which never really gels with Sanborn (played by Anthony Mackie). He’s a wild man that gets the job done, but with a price as he feels like it’s the only thing that gives his life meaning.
Whenever he’s hovering over a bomb examining the components, the sequences are often tightly shot and you are brought as close to the action as possible.
It must be said that there is a degree of predictability during certain portions of the film, however it really didn’t take anything away from the package as a whole. It was just a shame to see such obvious blemishes, as slight as they may have been, on an otherwise perfect slate.
SYNOPSIS : An incredibly intense and at times humorous look at the lives of a group of special team soldiers, one of which likes to live on the edge and shows you the repercussions of his actions. There are predictable scenes from time to time, but you will be glued to the screen waiting to see how Will (Renner) gets himself out of his current jam.

Long weekend… what are you up to?
by Dan J. on Jul.31, 2009, under Random Thoughts
Long weekends are few and far between, so whenever they do roll around, I try to make the most of them. This long weekend however, I am doing as little as possible. Why you ask? Why NOT!?
There are far too many movies, games and downloaded rented tv shows to watch. Yeah, I can hear you all yelling… “go outside and enjoy the weather” or “what kind of loser lurks in his basement in front of a glowing tube?”.
Well, shut your hole, you can stay outside and get rained on all you want. I’ll be busy playing Battlefield 1943 and watching The Wire Season 2! I might also sneak out to see Funny People, who knows…
MOVIE REVIEW : Moon
by Dan J. on Jul.25, 2009, under Movies
After finally finding a theater playing this nearby (a total of 3 in all of Ontario it seems), I did not hesitate to get out and see what I thought was going to be one of the best movies of the year.
Well, I was not disappointed.
Every minute of this epic oozed sci-fi goodness, made even better with an incredible score by none other than Clint Mansell (composer of one of the best soundtracks ever). Duncan Jones made me feel as if I were right there alongside Sam Bell on the Lunar Industries station, with a set and effects rivaling those of films with MUCH higher budgets (Moon reportedly cost $5 million to make). By using models and limiting special effects, it makes some of the shots even more impressive.
Sam Rockwell pulled off what might be one of the best performances I’ve seen in years. I’ve always liked him, even if he did pull off an average Zaphod Beeblebrox. Kevin Spacey, as the voice of GERTY, did as good a job as you can expect voicing a robot with limited facial expressions.
The film quickly turns when Sam crashes one of the lunar rovers into a harvester unit and is knocked unconscious. Upon his revival, he ventures out to see what had happened, however upon arriving at the scene of the accident notices a body in the crashed rover which is eerily similar to his own. Inevitably, Sam has a handful of questions, none of which GERTY is authorized, or programmed, to provide answers to. The film takes on a mystery-thriller aspect at this point and it is where the striking resemblance to 2001 : A Space Odyssey is clearly apparent.
As far as science fiction films go, this is easily one of the best of the last decade. Any true fan of film owes it to themselves to see this original masterpiece.
Synopsis : A fantastic first effort by Duncan Jones and another stellar performance by Sam Rockwell, perhaps one of his best. Even if you aren’t a fan of sci-fi, the atmosphere and performances will keep you glued to the screen and with the rumour of a trilogy in the works, I couldn’t be happier.
